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What This Site Is

TEZLA.AUTOS is an independent cultural commentary and humor project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tesla, Inc. in any way. "Tesla" and related marks are trademarks of Tesla, Inc.

Content

Everything on this site — the writing, opinions, humor, and dispatches — is original content created by TEZLA.AUTOS. It represents our observations and opinions, not statements of fact about Tesla, Inc. or its products. Some dispatches are set in the future. They are fiction.

Your Use of This Site

You're welcome to read, share, and enjoy. Don't scrape, republish, or pass off our content as your own. Don't use this site for anything illegal. Standard internet behavior applies.

No Warranties

This site is provided as-is. We don't guarantee accuracy, uptime, or that any of our future-dated dispatches will actually come true (though we have our suspicions).

Limitation of Liability

TEZLA.AUTOS is not liable for any damages arising from your use of this site. It's a website with essays about cars. The stakes are low.

Changes

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